Ingesting Foreign Substances: Pros and Cons

December 2001 786k (it streams) There comes a time in every band member's life when it's wise to ask the question "Where did this food come from?" and "Should I eat it?" Viewer discretion is advised.

This animation is episode 2 of The Most Amazing Story Ever Told - an online animated Exquisite Corpse that showcases the collaboration of eight websites, including rockschool.com. For continuity's sake, click here to see episode 1 at goonland.com before watching this episode.

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Reading Between the Lines

January 2001 296k (it streams) It's a challenge for any band to effectively interpret the ever-evolving colloquialisms inherent to music-industry terminology. You must learn to "Read Between the Lines." This animation contains one or two pieces of "mature language." Viewer discretion is advised. This animation also requires the latest Flash Plug-in.

A Few Examples of Rock Injuries

November 2000 408k (it streams) Playing in a band means overcoming many trials and tribulations. Oftentimes, the most difficult of these hardships are physical in nature. Here are a few examples. This animation requires the latest Flash Plug-in.

The Benefits of Backing Up a Big Name Touring Act

September 2000 740k (it streams) Opening up for a big name act can bring instant credibility to your band! This animation requires the Flash4 Plug-in.

Theme from Rock School

July 2000 276k (it streams) This is not a Lesson, but it is no less important. All students, graduates, faculty, and employees of Rock School are required to memorize this alma mater. The Theme from Rock School (©2000 Heartworm Music, BMI) is emotional, and may bring a tear to the eye. This animation requires the Flash4 Plug-in.

Understanding the Relationship between Rock and Romance

April 2000 704k (it streams) Playing in a band affects many aspects of your life, including that of romance. This animation requires the Flash4 Plug-in.

Humor -- at the Expense of Others

February 2000 752k (it streams) Levity can provide necessary relief to the boredom that often accompanies band life. Examine a few pros and cons of finding humor in the misfortunes of others. This animation requires the Flash4 Plug-in.

Video Production -- On A Budget

January 2000 904k (it streams) Video can be a compelling, powerful promotional tool. With some care and thought, you can produce your video inexpensively.

Driving to the Out-of-Town Gig AGAIN

December 1999 628k (it streams) Once the thrill of driving for hours has worn off, it is incumbent on you to engage your bandmates in compelling, truthful conversation.

Striving for Excellence in Songwriting 101

November 1999 844k (it streams) The success of your band depends on many things — including the quality of your material. Try to balance your artistic integrity with lowest common denominator appeal.

The Importance of Having a Good Meal Before Your Performance

October 1999 768k (it streams) Make use of the time between soundcheck and performance — fortify yourself with a good, solid meal.

Using Your Status as a Band Member to "Score" 101

September 1999 640k (it streams) One of the fringe benefits to playing in a band is that members of the opposite sex will automatically find you desirable.

The Importance of Good Fan Relations 101

July 1999 836k (it streams) Although your goal is to appeal to fans on a musical level, you may have to connect on a more personal, one-on-one basis.

Driving to the Out-of-Town Gig 101

June 1999 940k (it streams) It's important to maintain a positive attitude while driving to the all-important "out of town gig."

Rehearsing New Material is Hard Work

January 1999 221k Animated examination of the degree to which communication is crucial to a new song's development.

It's Not Easy Being a Drummer

December 1998 225k Hear the trials and tribulations shared by every Drummer in this animated monologue.

Be Careful Not to Leave Unfinished Lyrics Unattended

November 1998 173k Animated Lesson shows several reasons not to leave unfinished lyrics open to the criticisms of fellow bandmates.

The Importance of a Well Coordinated Loadout

October 1998 174k Animated Lesson demonstrates the rigors of one loadout before a performance.

The Recently Booked Gig -- Pros and Cons

June 1998 179k Animated Lesson demonstrates the upside and the downside of a highly anticipated (and dreaded) performance.

Beverages at Rehearsal: Refreshing and Inspiring

May 1998 144k Interactive, animated comic strip examines the benefits of enjoying beverages at rehearsal, especially those employing a barley/hops flavor.

The Importance of Tolerating a Day Job in the Name of Rock

April 1998 128k Interactive, animated comic strip examines the delicate balance between day job, and duty as band member.

Making the Correct Facial Expressions While You Rock

April 1998 113k Interactive, animated comic strip examines the subtle differences between several oft-used facial expressions.